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Hard Working Engineer
Item #I18713678

People - Telecommunications - Engineers



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Starts at $12.99 Last bid $92796.38
Quantity 1 # of bids 1438 (bid history)
Time left 2 days, 18 hours + Location San Jose, CA.
Started 10/10/1999, 09:26:11 PDT (E-mail Seller)
Ends 01/08/2009, 02:26:11 PDT
Featured Category Auction
Seller Lanzer (212)
Payment Money Order/Cashiers Checks, See item description for payment methods accepted
Shipping Buyer pays fixed shipping charges, See item description for shipping charges

Seller assumes all responsibility for listing this item. You should contact the seller to resolve any questions before bidding. Currency is U.S. dollar ($) unless otherwise noted.

Description

Chance of a lifetime! This unit features 18 hours of continuous operation before recharging, low food consumption, light weight, multi-language support, and much more!!!

Specifications
Physical Dimensions Product Photo
Height 5 feet 10 inches
Weight 150 lbs (skinny as hell)
Product Specifications
Made in Kowloon, Hong Kong
Manufactured Date April 15, 1974
Sex Male
Product Features
Language Supported Cantonese, Mandarin, English, some Japanese
Supported Professional Fields Telecommunications, high emphysis on WAN
Hobbies Manga, Anime, Computers, Video Games, Astronomy
Current Position Gaia Slave
Other Positions / Side Projects
Power Consumption Prefers Japanese (Sashimi, soba) and Chinese food

Detailed comments from Lanzer:

Born and raised in Hong Kong till I was eleven, our family then immigrated to Vancouver, Canada, and in 1996 I moved down to California seeking better opportunities. Aside from the hobbies mentioned, I also enjoy electronics, woodworking, metalworking, and mechanics. Old hobbies includes modeling, drawing, RC cars, air guns, and photography. Whenever there's something new I'd like to learn about it, which lead to the trouble that I don't have the time to do anything constructive. ^_^; Though more important than anything are the people around me. If there is the most motivating and interesting study then it would be to study and learn from the lives of all my great friends around me. Though book reading is a close second. I mainly spend my time on computer books, science fiction (mostly Chinese), self-improvement books, and various fiction novels recommended by friends. Still trying to learn Japanese! Hard to be good at it unless I move to Japan and live there. For the time being I just visit Japan every year.

* Latest model include all major bug fixes, including fixes for random acts of violence and man slaughter. Place your bid now!


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Engineer (Item #I18713678)





Quails are Neat
     ($100)
October 03, 2008 - 14:50
OMG, LANZER!
Keio
     ($100)
August 28, 2008 - 21:28
I wonder how this started in 1999, when Gaia wasn't made until 2003...:/

Oh well! ^^
David
     ($100)
August 19, 2008 - 14:33
lolololol.... I WANT TO BUY YOU AND SELL COPIES OF YOU TO YOUNG YOUTHS FOR IRL MONIES!
Konomi
     ($100)
May 07, 2008 - 20:56
Can I pay in [unrolled] pennies..?

Thank you, and the staff for all of your hard work, Mr. Liu.

Oh, and try Potato-guns vs air-guns. Fun-fun~ ^^
Best wishes, take care~
Cookie Faerie Princess
     ($100)
April 27, 2008 - 03:31
Hmm wouldn't mind an extra set of hands to help me out around the house xP
Jesh
     ($100)
April 26, 2008 - 09:28
I wonder if Lanzer still checks this...

Meh.

LANZER FTW!
BlueAltitude
     ($100)
April 20, 2008 - 07:47
I was kind of worried when I saw that the products weight is 150 lbs. but it seems like it can do the work.
HaraLicious
     ($100)
April 14, 2008 - 16:12
[Insert fangirl Squeal here]
Oh Em Gee~
I want my own Lanzer~~~
Let's see, If I start saving up and get a job, I might get my own Lanzer by the age In like... A lot of years D:
DDD:
.___.
Jacklyn
     ($100)
March 08, 2008 - 20:24
I hope this Hard Working Engineer lasts longer than the last one I got. This one looks to be much better quality though, so my hopes are high.
Maliciously Creative
     ($100)
March 02, 2008 - 21:58
If I win, can I pay on an installment plan? How good are your housekeeping skills? I need someone to clean up after me more than anything. XD I wonder though... does bidding on you and winning you promoting slavery? A slave can only have one owner... what would Gaia do without you?
jjhg
     ($0.01)
February 29, 2008 - 09:01
jhhgjgh
Bella
     ($100)
February 28, 2008 - 14:06
I MUST OWN YOU
>:[
Tiffeh
     ($100)
February 28, 2008 - 13:49
LOL LANZER ILU
Bex
     ($100)
February 28, 2008 - 13:18
Oh Em Gee!!!

I want my very own Lanzer ^_^
Exterminal
     ($100)
February 28, 2008 - 12:43
Hahaah, good laughs, Mr. Liu.

Oh, and thanks for running Gaia.

^-^

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